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Irish Notes


--vegas-irish

Couple of notes coming from South Bend as the Irish get close to starting summer
school. First, Spencer Boyd is transferring. All reports state he fell behind academically
and struggled with being away from his 2 year old son in south Florida. Boyd will
most likely transfer to USF, under the tutelage of Skip Holtz, and I wish him all
the best. His decision to leave ND was completely his own, and according to coach
Brian Kelly, "He's done the right things. He's worked hard. He fell behind academically
and had a lot of personal things going on in his life. Unfortunately, all of the
things tipped the scale enough to make it difficult for him to stay in South Bend."

Second up, a quick recruiting update on blue-chip quarterback Bubba Starling. He
will be making his second trip to South Bend this weekend, and this time he will
be bringing his Mom with him. Starling said, "This trip is about seeing the same stuff, but
it will be different because this will be my mom's first time at Notre Dame.
She's going to be a big role in my decision. She wants the best for me and I
like her opinion. I'm sure she'll love it up there."

According to a few different sources, Starling has been in touch with ND quarterback
Dayne Crist, and told Crist in a few texts that if he was "feeling it" and his
Mom enjoyed the visit, he could very well commit.

Earlier in the week, Starling was electronically timed running a 4.3 forty, and
even if that speed was in the 4.5 range in full gear, I'm all for it. He also is
looking at being drafted by different Major League Baseball teams because of his mid
90's fastball.

The Starling commit would be huge for the Irish, as the other quarterbacks that ND
had targeted all committed to other schools.

Third, Justice Hayes. Hayes is a running back out of Grand Blanc High School in
Michigan, and has Notre Dame high on his recruiting list. Hayes took over for
future Heisman winner Mark Ingram at Grand Blanc, and his coaches were very good
friends with ND head recruiter Chuck Martin. Hayes is also looking at Michigan,
Northwestern, Iowa, Michigan State, and Tennessee.

When asked about Notre Dame, Hayes said, "Notre Dame, great offense, great coach.
Coach Kelly has had nothing but success his whole coaching career. Notre Dame is
just a big-time stage. That's where you go if you want to be the best and be known.
Notre Dame has one of the best programs in the nation. The exposure is there, and
that's the place to be if that's what you want."

The last point, and probably the most interesting, is still expansion and Notre
Dame joining a conference.

Yesterday, a report came out that the PAC-10 was looking at moving 6 teams from
the Big-12, including Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State, into a
division with Arizona and Arizona State.

This talk is more than just talk though, as multiple sources from the PAC-10
meetings have confirmed that this was something that the conference and the
aforementioned Big-12 teams were seriously discussing.

This could very well be the "seismic shift" that Notre Dame's AD Jack Swarbrick
mentioned as being the only reason ND would join a conference. This might be
something to keep your attention on, because if this realignment happens, expect
the chips to start falling fast in other parts of the country and watch for ND
to get on board with the Big-10.

Coach Kelly


--vegas-irish

Can we please stop wringing our hands about Brian Kelly? I don’t care that
he waited until after most major bowls to start putting together a staff. I
don’t care that Toney Hurd de-committed to play at no-name Texas A&M. I
don’t care that some 5 star recruit that has been treated like a superstar
since 6th grade has bitched about Coach Kelly not contacting him.

To quote Coach Kelly himself, “Does it matter? I mean, it really doesn't
matter… I want to be around men that are committed… and they're going to
play their very best for us. That to me has always been the most important
principle. Let's go; don't tell me what you don't have; I don't want to know
about it. Tell me what you can do to help us win. And that's the way we'll
hit this thing running.”

Remember what Coach Weis said in his first interview? We may not have the
talent, but we will have the “schematic advantage”. I’m sorry Coach Weis,
don’t tell me what you don’t have. This subway Domer doesn’t want to hear
about it.

I understand that the beauty of Notre Dame football boards is the ability to
second guess and run the team from behind our computers, but just because
Coach Kelly doesn’t conform to our timetable or doesn’t seem to be showing
interest in certain recruits doesn’t mean he is taking the program down in
flames.
So relax. Leave the worrying and bitching and moaning to the Footy. Coach
Kelly knows what he is doing, and he is not taking this job lightly.

Again, Coach Kelly, “It's not just about being bigger, faster, stronger,
it's getting your players to trust. It's getting your players to be
accountable on a day to day basis. It's developing them as young men… In
other words, you can move them to a level that they can't get to by
themselves. That's player development. That's at the core of what I mean, to
get people to do things that they normally wouldn't do on their own.”

Some requests



--gup
  • 1. Charlie, please resign today. You can cite health,
    family, or the fact that you failed and have no clue how to
    right the ship. I don't care.
  • 2. Swarbrick, please do not limit the scope or possibilities
    in your search. Whatever the fuck Stoops or Saban or Gruden or Cowher
    or Meyer (YES I SAID MEYER) want, give it to them. If they want 8 million
    a year, it would be the best 8 million ever spent.
  • 3. Get it done quickly. There are a few players who we need
    to stay. There are a few recruits who need to remain committed. There
    are a few fans who need something more than a "schematic advantage"
    upon which to hang their hopes.
  • 4. Don't kill me because I have u-turned on Meyer. He
    will win, and win quickly. If Meyer coaches this 2009 team, we are
    9-2 at worse. I want to again be able wear a Notre Dame shirt and
    not have to say "wait til next year".
    The last 13 years has been excruciating. No real hope from Davie, a
    smoke and mirror start by Radio in his first year, then the 5 year
    cocktease by Charlie. Enough of this shit. The dreadful 9 months
    ahead will be tempered only by landing one the biggest names in
    the all of Oz. Period!!! Any of the "project" names; Kelly, Mangini,
    Holtz, et al., will NOT suffice.

    Saban Stoops Meyer Gruden Cowher: I dare not think where this
    team will be without one of them.

The Spring Of Our Discontent

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At the pressure of "Admin", I have taken a break from my spring break in Vegas to give you a quick write up on spring practice for the Irish. And to be perfectly honest, I have no idea what to write. There are people like Botard on some un-named forum who say that"Notre Dame will win 11 games this year" and there are others who I don't want to mention, that refuse to drink the Brian Kelly kool-aid too soon. And I think they are all right, to a degree. I think that Notre Dame has the team and talent and schedule to win a ton of games next year. But I also think that there is the chance that Notre Dame doesn't quite figure out the nuances of the spread offense and the defense continues their dreadful streak of looking like a middle school team and they come out of the gates losing three of their first six games. From what I've read and seen, I don't think the Irish will lose coming out of the gate mainly because of Brian Kelly and the coaching staff won't let the Irish down. Early returns are showing the Irish buying in to Brian Kelly's system, and even creating quite a buzz around the Irish at different media outlets that had written the Irish off. Personally I think that the Irish can pull out ten wins next year, and these are my major reasons. Number one, Brian Kelly is a motivator and gets the most out of his players. This will bode well for the Irish as they have tons of talent, but they haven't had a coach that could coax every ounce of talent out of the players. Number two, I think the defense will be vastly improved, just because I think Bob Diaco has the ability to light a major fire under the defense and get them flying around the park. A major part of defense in college football is emotion, and with a defensive coordinator patrolling the sidelines acting like a mad man, look for the Irish to improve on the defensive side of the ball. Third, this is just too similar to "1964" The similarities are really crazy, and I think with the history and aura that surrounds Notre Dame, you can't help but look at the '64 season and this year and get excited. I will be interested to watch the Blue/Gold game on April 24th, just to see the coaching staff interact with the team, and to see the level of dedication that the Irish have. It is easy to see how dedicated to a cause someone is when playing against an opponent, but when they are playing a scrimmage against their teammates, I want to see if the players slack off or maintain their intensity. This could be the start of something great, or could fall apart fast. And I have no idea which it could be.

Recruiting Rundown....

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This is a view of the Class of 2010 as I see it. I did all of my research through watching their highlight videos and re-watching the BK interview from yesterday to see what he said about each recruit. I figure that each of these recruits will gain the freshman 15, however, any weights I list are as stated by UND.com as of today. I will list the guys I think are tops in this class first, then go from there.

QB Tommy Rees - This guy looks like ND's #2 QB going into next year. Has a great arm and looks like he has the brains to be a strong QB. He has a monster arm similar to Dayne Crist's and he looks like he can make all the throws needed. I definitely think it was a positive for him to come in to ND early and get on the S+C program immediately, because he will definitely be getting some major snaps come spring ball.

OL Matt James - Big, quick offensive lineman with the strength to be a physically dominant lineman. Coach Kelly said he has the ability to come in and get some solid early playing time. I think he can be a dominant OL that solidifies the line and can open up some major space for our RB's.

OL Christian Lombard - Another strong OLineman that has great feet and drives people back with his blocks. His footwork on the inside of the line is great and his strength to kick out interior d-linemen is evident. With Lombard and James on the line, I think we could see some great run blocking and pass protection that ND hasn't seen in a while.

WR Bennett Jackson - Looks like Golden Tate with the ball in his hands. Now, that's a large claim for an incoming freshman, but when this guy gets the ball, whether off a WR screen or down field, he is great at getting to the end zone. His vision with the ball in his hands is great, and Coach Kelly talked about his yards after catch abilities. I think he has a chance to be a great ND receiver....and his godfather is Rocket Ismail. Need I say more?

ATH Austin Collinsworth - He will make an impact on special teams. No doubt in my mind. He has great downfield vision, and his ability to work through the coverage team makes him a major asset. Also, as a wideout, he has a great ability to adjust his body to the ball and get in position to make the catch. He will be an impact player on special teams, promise.

ATH Derek Roback - He played every major skill position in high school, and at 6'3" and 225 lbs, I am hoping that Coach Kelly will stick him in with either the Linebackers or Safties...he is a major hitter with some speed that looks like he could play an outside LB position really well. Depending on his S+C program, if he stayed at 225, I would love to see him at safety, but if he bulked up, which he most likely will do, I think he is destined to be a major player in ND's 3-4 defense as a linebacker.

LB Prince Shembo - Another super quick, hard hitting linebacker. He looks like he can play the outside LB or as he gets bigger and stronger, move up to the DE position and be a terror, similar to a Demarcus Ware type player. His speed is definitely a plus, and his tackles are solid and fundamentally sound.

Now....the guys who I think will be productive, maybe not right away, but soon.

WR Tai-ler Jones - An explosive wideout who has what Coach Kelly calls, "great second level speed". He looks great with the ball in his hands and really works well at getting through defenses en route to the endzone. He is a receiver who fits perfectly into Coach Kelly's offensive system.

DB Chris Badger - A safety prospect who doesn't shy away from contact and does a really great job at keeping his eyes on the QB and in the backfield. His size is a bit of an issue, however I think with the S+C program he can put on some muscle and become a ball-hawking safety. He has good footwork in the safety spot and great field vision that helps him break on any play, run or pass, quickly.

LB Justin Utupo - High energy kid who really likes to tackle. Coach Kelly said he "arrives at the ball with a bad attitude", and following ND's defense lately, a bad attitude is what we need. He looks like an outside backer and has that high level of intensity that definitely makes up for any lack of skill he has. Should be a big playmaker for ND down the road.

OL Tate Nichols - Huge offensive lineman that could make an already solid line class even better. He can be a great blocker with all the tools to be a great player, I just think he needs some refinement with his skills. He has the strength to physically dominate lesser opponents, and I feel that if he gets his blocking techniques perfected, he could be a major component to the OL down the road.

DL Louis Nix - At 6'3" and 315 pounds, Nix could be the anchor at nose tackle ND needs in the 3-4 defense. He is a strong kid who can provide some major size in the middle of the defense and can make plays in the backfield. Even when locked up by blockers, Nix has the ability to look past the block into the backfield and react to the plays. Coach Kelly mentioned his weight and hoped he would stay around the 315 mark. If Nix can't keep the weight down over the summer, this could be a problem in the coming year for ND.

DL Kona Schwenke - Strong kid who is a DE prospect. His tackling ability looks sound, but the video on him was short and really didn't show enough to make me a firm believer in Kona. I think he has the opportunity to become a dominant D-end, but as of right now, I would have to see more video.

QB Andrew Hendrix - Big, tall QB with good arm strength and a quickness that helps him evade rushers in the pocket. He seems like another Brain Kelly style QB, in that he is quick and tall and has the ability to make the right throws. I'm not sure if he will compete at QB this coming year, however, I think he will be a good backup to Crist and Rees and maybe get a start or two in the next couple of years.

TE Alex Welch - TE who is quick and has great hands. Watching his route running, he knew what to do in certain situations and also made some key adjustments to create space between himself and the defenders. I think he could be a hybrid type TE similar to Anthony Gonzalez because of his speed. Will definitely create some match-up problems against slower LB's.

RB Cameron Roberson - Speedy running back who is big enough to take the hits and keep on going. His ability to see downfield is evident in all his highlights, and his size gives him the strength to use that vision through the middle of the line. He is deceptively quick, and has that afterburner speed that creates separation from the defense. He is also very shifty and uses his hips and body to juke defenders very well. Should be a great RB prospect, however his playing time could be limited with the stable of backs ND already has.

WR Daniel Smith - At 6'4", Smith is a go-up-and-get-it type receiver. Could be used mainly for possession and jump balls in the end zone, and his size also makes him a perfect over-the-middle receiver. He could make a great slot receiver, and with his solid hands ability, a go-to guy on third down.

DB Spencer Boyd - Good tackling ability in the open field. He wraps up really well, and can be a solid coverage corner. In his videos he was constantly being beat off the line of scrimmage, yet had the ability to make it up and usually swat the ball away. This may be a problem for him at the college level, as he may not have the physical skills to play catch up all the time.

DB Lo Wood - Coach Kelly described him as having "excellent ball skills" and his coverage abilities were strong. However, his tackling seems suspect at times and he may not have the speed to cover elite receivers. That being said, his skill at coverage is excellent and hopefully Coach Kelly and his staff can develop Wood into a shut-down corner.

And now, my wildcard picks. I have no idea if they will pan out or not, they make you scratch your head a bit.

ATH Danny Spond - Played QB in HS running the triple option. Not sure where he would fit in ND's offense, but he also moonlighted as a Safety. Hopefully he can develop into a safety or even, at 6'3" and 230 lbs, an outside linebacker. Wherever he plays, he will definitely be a work in progress for Coach Kelly for a while.

QB Luke Massa - Another big, tall, quick QB that Coach Kelly likes, but this one kind of puzzles me. Whether this was a "sign him so Matt James signs" move, or even a project signing, I think it will be hard to find somewhere for this guy to play. At 6'5", 205 lbs, Massa is an enigma to me. Coach Kelly seems to like projects, though, so have at it.

LB Kendall Moore - Seems like a LB with the strength to be a great defensive player, but his tackling fundamentals are definitely lagging. Every tackle me makes is with the arms and very high, which, according to the 2009 ND defense, doesn't get it done. Hopefully he can be coached and fix this problem, because he seems like a strong backup that could see significant minutes.

DL Bruce Heggie - The first signed and faxed letter of intent came from Bruce Heggie yesterday, probably because he didn't want ND to rethink the decision to bring him on. I like Heggie's commitment to ND and I really enjoy the fact that ND is taking guys who want to play there, but watching Heggie's recruitment video, I didn't see anything that separated him from the crowd. That being said, I hope he completely makes me eat my words and becomes a superstar at ND.

A couple of points to remember with this class. I think Coach Kelly is desperately trying to rebuild a lagging offensive line. James and Lombard and Nichols are just the start, but I expect some big things from Coach Kelly in the 2011 recruits. Also, I think when these guys are sophomores and juniors and guys like Theo Riddick are seniors, we could have a devastating rushing attack. Secondly, I think Coach Kelly is recruiting guys on defense that are athletic and willing to rip someone's head off. Defense in college football is all about intensity and emotion, and I think that Coach Kelly is trying to fill some gaps with emotion type players. I think there are a few defensive workhorses in this class that will complement Manti Teo on defense, however, I think that everyone else is being brought in because of their desire to go all out. Hopefully the S+C program along with the player development side of things molds these guys into a great team.

How the f*ck…?

Sitting here this week awash in depression, shock, and utter disgust, I can’t get past the fact that we just lost at home – again – to a mediocre Naval Academy squad that likely couldn’t have taken out my high school team (Navy!!!) and followed it up by U.P.S.’ing it for Pitt. And after drinking away most of the sorrows, you can’t help but keep asking just how the fuck we’re not better than we are. How the fuck did we load up a roster with multiple Top Ten recruiting classes and then lose to a Michigan team that’s now 1-6 in conference play? How the fuck is it possible that we have a better-than-50% chance of not scoring when we have a first down inside the 10? How the fuck was this staff able to string together two consecutive B.C.S. appearances and create arguably the best offense in school history, then backfill the roster with far better raw material, and be sitting here five years later with a very real chance of winning six games? There’s not one answer, and there aren’t really any easy ones, but here’s The Can’s best stab at how the fuck we got here: 1 – The 2006 Recruiting Class While this was probably most touted class the program had reeled in since Bob Davie’s earlier years (#6 in Scout’s Rankings), we’ve reached the point where we can pretty safely give this group a collective label of “bust.” Ironically, this class is quite reminiscent of some of Davie’s: Loaded with “stars,” lauded by the Tom Lemmings of the world, and filled with guys who don’t remotely seem to fit the big picture. While there have been some good players to come out of it, far more haven’t panned out, especially at critical positions. Read more...

B.C.S. Advocates Are Full of Garbage

Scratch and sniff the ramblings of any supporter of the current college football postseason format and you’ll learn that the numero uno reason that the B.C.S. – or some other non-playoff scenario – remains the best option is that it preserves the sanctity of the regular season. “College football already has a playoff system! It’s called the regular season! Add a playoff at the end, and you’ll make the regular season meaningless.” That’s why B.C.S. advocates are full of garbage. The notion that the regular season would somehow become devoid of relevance and excitement and that it already represents an in loco playoff system in and of itself is so patently and craptastically absurd that I want to slam my hand in a fucking car door.

Happy Birthday Tinkerbell!

My baby is turning 13, and I want it to be an experience she won’t forget. I know I won’t. But I think I pulled it off. A party for a 13 year old girl is infinitely more difficult than one would imagine. All you numbnutz who have a significant other that actually helps with these things can kiss my gray-haired ass. Once again, I tread alone in these dangerous waters. This particular party is treacherous for dinosaurs like me: I will have 8 - 13 year old overnight visitors of the female persuasion, most of them from families who make more in a month than I did last year. So ultimately, my hard work will go unnoticed and unappreciated by most of the debutantes. There will be no limo, no hired caterer, and no lavish entertainment, all of which are standard party favors for most of these girls. To be honest, there are two girls from “regular” families, so I know that there are perhaps 3 girls who would appreciate my efforts,